HedoneDesign | BlackBerry themes

Khorsia says:

Quelos – think of it like your pool-boy. It doesn’t really MATTER if you can pronounce the name or not. When it looks this good, you don’t ACTUALLY care if you get the name right, do you? Of course not…

Saying this is a “business-only” theme would be like saying you can only wear green if you’re eating granola…or driving a Subaru… Quelos is another DFK theme, NOT meaning “Disney Flees Kazakhstan” BUT, rather “Double-Function Keyboard.” I know what you’re thinking – you’d rather let Joe Cocker do neurosurgery than have to press actual KEYS (which is, of course, why you have a BlackBerry as they are the world’s first keyless QWERTY – you would just not believe how many people say things like that to me – you couldn’t MAKE this crap up, LOL). I got a BlackBerry because I’m a “Mac guy” and had an iPhone, but the one, single “oh for crissakes you piece of &$%@ just DO SOMETHING” button wasn’t working as I had hoped it would (you know, like at ALL). I almost didn’t know what to do with myself when I got a BB – did you know the iPhone was supposed to make phone calls TOO. I hadn’t the slightest clue. I just knew it could display life sized (“actual width” – I’ve been on that diet, it’s called the “S&M” diet, meaning ‘Smirnoff & Marlboros’) pictures of Kate Moss (or is that “Moss-quito”).

Well…lookie there… I’ve wandered off the trail again and fell down the cliff…again; I’m off the subject (I hired people to give me a collective “gasp!” when this happens)…

For those of you who have NOT made use of keyboard shortcuts, it’s INCREDIBLY useful. Here is the link explaining it (just take a peek – really, it’s uber-marvo-faboo – I’m just too lazy to retype the whole thing here):

http://www.hedonedesign.com/double-function-keyboard-dfk/

Quelos is a scrolling theme, but you can customize TEN (which is like nine, but bigger) icons to be scrolled through. Taking a cue from those who haven’t quite mastered the art of sending a message and asking someone a question – you know, like, for example, “where art thy battery meter?” – the signal and battery levels are so clearly visible they practically squeak. Also, there aren’t icons buried with icons so you don’t have to worry that EVERY SINGLE THNG can be clicked on I know some of these theme designers have some kind of latent issues with their Legos….I can taste it on them (usually once they walk that close ny they don’t seem to call any more…hmmm…odd…).

These icons on top of the design reminds me of something, if the technology had been available, that would have been the Francois-9000 interface for the on-board luxury systems of the “Concorde” SST (the successor to the supersonic transport is going to be the fabusonic transport – powered entirely by kinetic fabulosity).

Pros: Makes me happier than a squid in stretch-pants. Even that schmutz of a boss of yours can operate it without 4 days in class to show him how.

Cons: I can’t find a single thing with this theme that could be called a ’con’ per se. – perhaps the fact that it dsoesn’t come with Antonio Banderas JUST to say the name (rrrollling those non-existant “r”s for your listening pleasure

Theme Song: “Fahrenheit” by Umo Detic (Razormaid Remix)